catbountry: no-wifin-in-da-club: at my funeral im going to have a pinata I hope you’re going to put your ashes in it.
mpregbert: johncryingalonewithyaoi: waht if soemoe n tried 2 use whipped cream as lube like they literally just shoved the nozzle up the persons butt and its time to stop thinking
icethornstar replied to your post: Oh my god I feel so antsy and apathetic to stuff… [[MORE]] ;a; /reaches out to screen with a motivation powerup /fails to get through screen :c No but I’m sorry I wish I could help really if you want to talk I’ll always be on tumblr and fb and stuff. lkdahglkashglkshdglkshg *hugsssssss* Thanks! But I think I just really need face to face contact with...
Oh my god I feel so antsy and apathetic to stuff right now gah this isn’t normal someone help.
traces-of-ink: Wanted to make some gifs from this sfm video, because those doctors And a cocainum sniper for Monkan!
Belghhhh I hate missing streams ;-; It was probably when I was at aikido adlkghlskhgldkg
using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
noboyfriendjust: i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in he looked at the tv and saw: and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw: then me again, and then to the tv one last time: then he just walked away without saying anything well that was really awkward
izzetheking: I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
sneaky-trickster-one: mammograms: you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
“The free flow of information is the only safeguard against Tyranny. The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on the flow of information will soon burst with freedom and vitality… Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.”
preparetopanic: avalar: The Dark Knight Rises (In Real Life) THE END OH MY GOD
edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
Foul-mouthed liberty: So there's only one channel... →
breanieswordvomit: tehblackbirdishiding: madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle,…
sugarpinktachi replied to your post: sugarpinktachi replied to your post: I hate… I didn’t practice I just took it. laksdhglkashg bleghhh I ahve to practice, or my mom’s sending me to classes.
sugarpinktachi replied to your post: I hate SAT’s. THEY SUCK ESPECIALLY THE PRACTICING PART. *sobs*
I hate SAT’s.
zombieskully: liziraphale: The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation