:33 < YOU WERE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT HIM WHAT WERE YOU EVEN DOING
:33 < DONT YOU RUN AWAY FROM ME
I just snorted so loudly I think I hurt myself
Oh sugar honey iced tea is my new favorite expletive.
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”